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When you pound a woman so hard that she bruises down below and then, once completed and cleaned, you go down below for a cunnilingus and enjoy the extra smoothness (like a rare steak).
I gave Koda Kumi a blue steak just to be able to brag about it.
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A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
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A word describing an excessively over-tanned woman, and/or a humorous response to a misheard question or statement.
(1st Example)
"You like your bacon steaks don't you Dave"
(2nd Example)
Adam: "What did you say about that tv programme last night?"
Mary: "Bacon Steaks?"
Adam: "Good one..."
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An old womans pussy lips and wrinkled inner thighs
Scott was bangin an old lady and said her box looked like a skirt steak
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by definition
1. A child whom is not into sporting activities
2. An artist who does the "graffiti"
but by our definiton
1. the only genuine hipster in the world
2. doesn't need sports because this person is too bomb
3. one who knows too many cool words that the friend has to continually use this website
"that party last night was blaking the steaking"
"that kid is a total blake the steak. he dont need no.....SPORTITATION!"
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Sex Fun: A girl cooks her guy a 'Steak Dinner' and then they both go in front of a TV and she takes it doggy style while he eats the 'Steak Dinner' off of her back, using her as his table, while watching whatever he wants, usually sports.
A Steak DInner...It is what it is.
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A heavily seasoned sirloin steak purchased from the local Steak Wagon. It's typically initiated by a resounding "Steak Brah?" by everyone who wants lunch.
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