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A playful name for one's cock and balls, whereby, 'Steve' refers to the todger and 'the twins' are the attached danglies.
Man in bar: 'fancy coming back to my place, I'd like to introduce you to some of the family?'
Woman in bar: ' Who would that be?'
Man: 'Steve and the twins'
Woman: You mean your cock don't you?
Man: 'Erm, yes, guy's gotta try right?'
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A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.
"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."
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A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
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A person who refuses to partake in any form of drug taking, in particular when drugs are easily available.
It may also refer to a person who is under the influence of alcohol/weed and is acting silly,naive or immature. In this context it is used sarcasticly.
A person who is drinking an alcoholic beverage very slowly may also be called "Sober Steve".
Hey man why don't you stop being such a Sober Steve? I mean you can't come the whole way to amsterdam and not smoke some pot?
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A Dance has quickly gained popularity in small Melbourne clubs.
The Steve Dance can be done any where and to any type of music.
To do the Steve Dance you must move legs apart a bit, cross you hands at the wrists, move you arms, still crossed at the the wrists, in a pushing movement away from your body, and do a slight pelvic thrust. now you know the Steve Dance.
Girl: whats that dance your doing?
Boy: The Steve Dance you should try it.
Girl: omg its fun as
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a totally hardcore badass with a beard
man, michael is a squidgy steve
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The philosophy behind the afro crocodile. inspired by stevie wonder. Disco steve is a mean motherfucker who aint taken no shit from nobody.
Abreviated to DXS on occasion.
'what would disco steve do' (From dusk till dawn)
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