when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise
oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday
man me to
When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.
You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.
Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"