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When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.
-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."
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This is what you dad says when he’s about to leave you.
Person one: hey man why are you so sad
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store
Person one: *silence*
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A large store (superstore) run by a major corporation.
No one knows where the term came from (Because the store's goods are shipped in big boxes? Because the store looks like a big box?) As a result, anyone using the term should be slapped with a large trout for using a phrase which they themselves don't really understand.
In today's financial news, big box store Target is increasing its competition against big box store WalMart. Ow, that trout hurt!
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When a bartender makes a drink so weak that it could have came from a dollar store. This tends to happen with new bartenders.
John: Wow, you finished that long island fast.
Me: It was so weak. It was a dollar store drink.
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Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.
I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.
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Ahhhh the Liquor store. People go there to buy booze, get
drunk and have a good time. The Liquor store is fun but not very many know how
powerful the liquor store really is.
Yes the Liquor Store is POWERFUL. How powerful is it. They provide some useful
tools to fuck some fat and ugly bitches. How, well lets just say there’s this
fat ugly bitch who wants to fuck you and she is the only vagina around and
there is nothing else to do. It just so happens you bought some Vodka from the
Liquor store and drank the whole bottle. Now the fat bitch is starting to look
hotter but she is still ugly. What now? Well they put the booze in a brown
paper bag so you can use the paper bag to cover her face. Now she’s hot and you
can now fuck her. Beware that some bitches out there WILL be too powerful
for the liquor store.
But the Liquor Store has another use for it as well. This one will get hot
bitches in bed. Say there is this hot bitch you want to fuck and you just found
out she drinks. Let’s just say she like jager bombs. So you grab some redbull
and some jager you bought from the Liquor Store and you two drink till she is
horny. Be careful that YOU don’t drink too much because you want to be buzzed
for later. It’s optional to put "the pill" as well ha ha.
But the Liquor Store is not just used for sex. Let’s just say one of those
bitches you fuckin (fat or otherwise) has a boyfriend (or girlfriend if they’re
lesbian/bi) and they want to kill you. Well you got a weapon to fight back
with. The Bottle you drank booze out of. Just Smash them in the face with a
bottle and they will go out most of the time. Don't worry when they fight back
because your numb from the booze.
But do not underestimate the Power of the Liquor Store because it has its side effects.
Side effects include vomiting, hang over, can't drive worth shit, memory loss,
kidney damage, liver damage, loss of brain cells, making an ass out of
yourself, pregnancy, stalkers, bar fights, love triangles, having to go to the 12 step program, marriages, horse fucking,
uncontrollable farts, speaking in gibberish, unprotected sex, job loss, clothes lost, pissing
everywhere, slowly freezing yourself
to death, crabs, genital warts, genital herpes, rash, AIDS, homeless,
crack addition, money loss, family members gettin pissed at you, loss of teeth,
blurry double vision, beer belly, breath smells like
booze, you smell like booze, having an urge to go into the ocean to fuck
manatees (aka the sea cow) and last but not least.... well WHO GIVES A FUCK
RIGHT. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
So now you know how powerful liquor store really is. on a serious note...
ahh.... ehhh FUCK IT. FELL THE POWER OF THE LIQUOR STORE. NOW GO HAVE SOME
FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Power of the Liquor StoreLiquor Liquor Store booze
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Online store platform for Fortnite cucks too young to play M rated games, to get free shit cause mommy won’t give her credit card for Steam.
“My mom won’t pay for Steam but I copped ten games on my school laptop from the epic games store. Now I kill hookers on GTA”
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