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You have a stroke and your tid shakes
1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy
2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..
Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.
Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!
When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you
"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"
"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"
When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure
Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes
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Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!
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The face a man makes when he orgasms. It is said that when you look into a man's eyes while he has his Vinegar Strokes, you can see into his soul. Its also the point in sex where you can't stop and have to finish.
Cathy: "So, how was Jeremy last night?"
Jasmine: "Amazing! He has a funny Vinegar Strokes though."
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Jake: "Dude, I called. Why didn't you pick up the phone?"
Jeremy: "I wish I could've, but I was in the middle of a Vinegar Strokes."
Jake: "Oh, I understand."
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A bodybuilding Male pornstar is his day job, but by night he is the holy entity of this earth and surrounding kingdoms. Know for his signature move of saying "ouwahh" when he cums, he is the sole God of the one and only Ouwahh Gang. The legacy of Chris Strokes is more vast and rich than that of even Jesus Christ. Chris Strokes is God himself.
Did you see Chris Strokes in "Alexis Texas Ass Sandwich?"
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