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a butch lesbian.
stud is a fertile or attractive male and refers to a man, while muffin is a reference to a woman's pubic region and modifies the term 'stud' into a female noun.
Look at those two lesbos. the one's a plush carpet and the other's a stud muffin.
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When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.
He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.
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A game of poker where each player gets 7 cards and tries to make the best five card poker hand out of each. Each player is dealt 2 cards down and 1 up. The player with the highest showing card is the first to start the 1st round of betting by "checking" or betting. After that round of betting each player who has not folded their hand yet is dealt another card face up. There is then a 2nd round of betting on this card starting with the person who shows the highest hand. There is then a 3rd card dealt face up to each player who is still in the hand, followed by a 3rd round of betting. Then there's the 4th card dealt face up to everyone still in with more betting taking place. The next card is the 5th and final card and it is dealt face down to each remaining player. Everyone then bets again then the hand is over. The person who makes the best 5 card poker hand wins the pot!
Jim: Hey do you feel like playing some texas holdem tonight?
Rob: No, I'd rather play some 7 card stud because I'm sick of having to use community cards against mornos who constantly get lucky and suckout on my ass.
Jim: Yeah me too, good idea hahahah
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an unattractive fat man from Idaho.
Dude. I live downstairs from a spud stud
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Joel Gertner is the Quintessential Stud Muffin.
A man of all man's he can't even stick his pecker in a woman anymore they have to jerk him off and artificially inseminate women that's how bad he is
Look at the arms on that guy, that's a prize winning stud in the flesh!
Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).
Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.
Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.
Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!
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