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Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed
Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer
Employee: ok mythical summer
When the mercury rises and the humidity peaks, a frequently resulting condition is known as summer sack. The condition can be characterized by temporary ball sack adhesion to the upper thigh, general saturation in perspiration, and a resulting mysterious funk. Similar to swamp nuts in the tropics and American south.
Friend: I have got some serious swas going.
Friend 2: Yeah, I've got summer sack for sure.
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The time of year from June to August when you have a lot of weddings, college kids go home to their summer job and the kids go to summer camp. And for the dumber kids, they have to go to summer school.
Summer vacation was the best time of the year for me when I was a kid.
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An extreme desire to do nothing but party with great friends, hate on school, and listen to The Rocket Summer every waking moment.
Bro, I'm so sick of this routine schedule. I think I've got that summer syndrome. I can't focus on anything except The Rocket Summer's new album "Of Men and Angels" It's fantastic!!!!
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When you meet someone of the opposite sex during summer or on vacation and you think you're in love but in actuallity you're not and it's more lust than love.
A: I met this fine girl on vacation last week and now we're in love
B: No dude, it's just Summer Love
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Perry's with it / Brand of a Douche; Basically a Douch Bag
That was pretty Summers Eve of you
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The term given to any pair of testacles experiencing an unpleasant sensation of intense itchiness that developed from extreme sweating of the scrotum due to high temperatures endured during summer months of any given year.
I have a bad case of summer balls.
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