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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS

Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'

by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 9, 2024


Swallow me

What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.

Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024


Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.

Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!

by FratDaddy22 December 1, 2010


samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.

:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.

by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018


Swallowing the whole tiddy

When Kirby eats a watermelon he/she is „swallowing the whole tiddy

Yo man yesterday i was swallowing the whole tiddy

Wtf man dont say that its weird

by Dnow Fpvmx June 26, 2020


bahama swallow

When a guy shoots a huge load of cum into his significant other’s mouth and they chase it down with a shot of rum

Or

A guy shoots a load into a fruity frozen drink and his significant other drinks it.

My girl gave me/had a Bahama Swallow last night. It was awesome.

by Surrealhero1979 March 23, 2021


Swallow a fish

What a cute girl says to show how much she enjoyed gobbling the goop of her boyfriend.

Every time I swallow a fish I feel like I can fly!

by Daveiniowa February 25, 2019