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"you can have that twenty quid back nexed week mate" "yeah and pigs can fly" "i know that swine flue right over my head"
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A swine wank knob fucker is someone who is always a douche. Even at their nicest they are extremely rude. Most commonly they have daddy issues and manage to Piss you off all the time
Jim at the party last night was a real swine wank knob fucker
Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.
Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.
Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?
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brown bottle swine is defined as the disgusting filthpig asshole who at your small poker game feels the need to chew tobacco at the table and without notifying anyone decides to use an empty dark colored beer bottle that you are accustomed to drinking out of and using it as a spittoon.yet setting it down at the table within close proximity of another person.unbeknownst to the soon to be victim who thinks has has yet 1 more swig left of his beer takes said bottle with a trace of another mans spit and used tobacco and whatever else,puts it to his lips to drink and to his dismay finds the grim reality of filth.this act is punishable by death.the reaction of the of the victim is vomiting horribly,defined as the brown bottle flu.
a friend of mine called me up one evening after work and asked if i would like to meet him and a few other guys at the clubhouse to play a game of poker.i said hell yea,ran to the store and got a 6 pack and as i neared the end of my last bottle,i realised i must be in the company of the brown bottle swine,given the spit and tobacco i digested.soon i was under the clear understanding that i had the brown bottle flu.
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this term came into use after the global outbreak of swine flu. it describes someone that you believe or know has been infected by the swine.
you: cough cough
me: ayo cover ya mouth
you :cough gag cough
me: yoooo are you rollin wit da swine?
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THE new 'Cinco de Mayo' Celebration in the USA for this year, especially in sunny San Diego, CA.
"Dood, let's grab some pork 'carnitas' boo-ree-toes (burritos) and a 'seis' (sixer) of cold Dos Equis. It's 'Swine-co de Mayo'!!!
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An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.
It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
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