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Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
That Gethin over there is riddled with Owen's syndrome.
Tourette syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply Tourette's or TS) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes transient and chronic tics.
Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (coprolalia). However, this symptom is present in only a small minority of people with Tourette's. Tourette's is no longer considered a rare condition, but it may not always be correctly identified because most cases are classified as mild. Between 1 and 10 children per 1,000 have Tourette's; as many as 10 per 1,000 people may have tic disorders, with the more common tics of eye blinking, coughing, throat clearing, sniffing, and facial movements. People with Tourette's have normal life expectancy and intelligence. The severity of the tics decreases for most children as they pass through adolescence, and extreme Tourette's in adulthood is a rarity.
Tics are sudden, repetitive, stereotyped, nonrhythmic movements (motor tics) and utterances (phonic tics) that involve discrete muscle groups. Motor tics are movement-based tics, while phonic tics are involuntary sounds produced by moving air through the nose, mouth, or throat.
Tourette's is diagnosed when multiple motor tics, and at least one phonic tic, are present for more than a year.
I have Tourette Syndrome. Believe me, despite what people believe, shouting obscenities is NOT a defining characteristic of the disorder.
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A rare but extremely serious - usually fatal - condition, in which a person experiences an orgasm of such intensity that the brain physically ruptures. Death is pain-free as the body becomes saturated with natural endorphins and oxytocin due to the intense pleasure of the climax.
"The results are finally back, doctor. After exhaustive research it turns out that this woman's death was a result of MW Syndrome. We will be in all the medical journals next month as this is only the 3rd recorded case this century, so go buy yourself a nice suit & tie."
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A serious ailment that is most prevalent amongst urban white populations in North America. Those affected by Clown Syndrome are motivated to paint their faces, drink excessive amounts of Faygo and practice incest.
One support group, the "Insane Clown Posse" does exist, and urges sufferers of Clown Syndrome to stay together. The group sees those ailed with CS as a "family," and refers to them warmly as "Juggalos," "Juggalettes," and "Ninjas." ICP urges those living with CS to accept themselves, and encourage Clown Syndrom behavior. This is exemplified by the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos," where "Juggalos" indulge in the behavior that defines their demographic.
Crack Cocaine and methamphetamine addiction are correlated with this disease.
see bieber fever
A: Every single night my neighbors light a styrofoam-fueled bonfire, shop out the local Wal-Mart of all its Faygo stock and invite a mob of face-painted, cracked-out guests who piss in my yard before leaving around 4 or 5 in the morning when I wake up for work.
B: You can't let yourself be so insensitive. The poor guys have Clown Syndrome. Why can't you just let them live?
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1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.
2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.
3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.
(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."
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An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
"Are You still being treated for Glambert Syndrome?"
"Oh No!! I have cought Glambert Syndrome!!"
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A condition caused by living, or being raised, in Downey, CA. Sufferers who grew up in Downey and have since moved away will experience profound feelings of unsubstantiated nostalgia about their childhood home and may suffer from the delusion that Downey is a great place to live; while the afflicted who currently reside in Downey will display extreme frustration, confusion and despair, interspersed with periods of complete denial ("I'm probably going to move to Orange County next year.") Those who grew up in Downey and still live there are the most severely affected as they continually battle conflicting feelings of sentimentality and condemnation.
Symptoms include: a tendency to inadvertently blurt, "Go Bears!" or "Go Ducks!" (depending on whether they attended, Warren High School or Downey High School) whenever the word Downey is used, regardless of the context ("Did you want to go see the new Robert Downey, Jr. movie?" "Go Bears!" "No, Iron Man."); an inability to control the impulse to compare all foods to that served at El Taco; an inexplicable need to mention that Karen Carpenter was also from Downey (followed by deep shame at their lack of control and anxiety that people will assume they like The Carpenters) and feelings of superiority over those who reside in Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, Paramount and Lynwood based on the misperception that Downey is somehow less ghetto.
Bob: So you're from Paramount?
Jack: Hell no! Do I look like I'm from Paramount? I'm from Downey!
Bob: What? Like somehow being from Downey is better than . . .
Lori: Shhhhhhhh . . . he can't help it. He has Downey Syndrome.
Bob: Oh. Sorry big guy. Go Bears!
Jack: (clapping hands and laughing) Yay!
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