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taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.

Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!

by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015

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devils taint

Hotter than any other thing

Big B. (man it must be 100 degrees outside today)
Chris (yeah its hotter than the Devils Taint)

by cak 420 February 24, 2010

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taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.

1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013

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Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.

Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires

by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011

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jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

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Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.

Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint

by John Denson April 5, 2011

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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 29, 2011

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