To kick a baby while masturbating to pictures of spider cum
man im bout to dirty tanner this kid
A male who hides in the closest because they are scared to come out with their sexuality. Usually get no bitches and are white as fuck.
"Hey guess what, I think that kids a tanner arndt, he looks like he likes dick".
A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Bad ass motherfucker, who gets that pussy soooooo wet
Girl: Tanner Mace made me so wet
Tanner Callaghan is a semi famous Car tiktok content creator. He posts funny/Relatable videos on the app. He currently has over 20 Million views along with 53k followers and over 1 Million likes
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Getting thrown/dragged by spirits
Getting Tannered - Getting thrown/dragged by spirits