no penny tax

In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.

Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.

. . . and you are not it. Tony, you're it. NO PENNY TAX. (Tony is it. Period.)

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Dad tax

A portion of any item received by any household member that the Dad is entitled to. Most often applied to food and drink items. Applies to items given to or purchased by any household member as a contribution for all the wonderful things that a Dad does for the household without recognition or reward. The tax is applied entirely at the descretion of the Dad and can be used at home, in the car, at the shops, at friends houses, or anywhere else in the known and unknown galaxy.

"That cake looks nice." - holds out hand - "Time for some Dad tax"
-Opens bag of sweets/lollies - "I've opened it for you, now make with the Dad tax"

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Tax Man

Criminal. Absolute scum, steal you hard earned money without any retribution. Awful that these "people" can get away with such heinous crimes.

If you're reading this tax man know that your day of reckoning will be upon you soon.

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white tax

additional charges paid for goods or services purchased by a white person at a minority-run place of business

exact amounts and percentages are at the discretion of the seller, but are often small enough that the buyer doesn't realize the addition until after the transaction has been completed

on my way back from the seven eleven on MLK blvd, i realized my pack of smokes and case of bud cost more than it did from the one i usually go to on first st. must have been my white tax.

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Kosher Tax

A Jewish scam on the American public where large companies are forced to pay a Rabbi to certify their products "kosher" and Americans who buy the product foot the bill. Based on a study by The Jewish Newsletter in 1968, Rabbi's who certify products Kosher were bilking companies $30000+ per year for this service. That's one rabbi and one company! In the late 60's Jews were collecting $20,000,000 per year by this illegal tax. In todays dollars, that means Jews are pocketing $50,000,000+ per year! STOP THE KOSHER TAX SCAM!!

Next time you are at the store pick up a can of food and look for a "U" or "K" on the label. If it has one and you buy it, you are paying The Great Kosher Tax Scam.

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clown tax

A tax that is added to a proposol or invoice to cover costs incurred by customers who are expected to give one unnecessary grief when trying to perform a task or complete a job. The estimated amount is based on the size of the clown your dealing with.

I can see problems with this guy, better add extra clown tax to the bill.

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Target Tax

The extra money you pay so that you can shop at target, instead of wal mart.

So we paid a target tax of 10-20% on our household items; but it was totally worth it to shop in a well-lit, salubrious atmosphere, where we didn't see a single person who gave us the heebie jeebies, or who made us despair at the state of the human race.

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