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Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!
Sucking Teabags
Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.
I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.
To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”
to wipe your sweaty nuts off with a bandanna, sneak up on soemone, and wrap their head in it.
I snuck up on Jimmy after practice, and straight arabian teabaged him!
To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).
Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".
Or
"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
One that chews teabags for enjoyment
Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.