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A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.
Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.
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The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists
The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen
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The act of making a female shed a tear during any sort of sexual activity from intense pleasure.
Oh my gosh. This guy I was hooking up with last night was so good, I had pleasure tears.
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Opium. Called "poppy tears" because the opium is harvested out of a plant by making an incision on the immature poppy fruit. The latex liquid runs down the plant, similar to tears.
Hey man, you gonna give me some of that poppy tears?
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A miserable statement made by bitter people who are against prosperity
Their relationship won't last,it will end in tears
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Something said to too people who are deeply inlove and need to be reminded that that shit is going to end soon (no hate intended)
Those too are allways posting each other you will see it will end in tears by December you will see
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When a friend of yours is killed, you would get a tattoo tear instead of shedding tears in the physical.
the game's above his left cheek
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