Rural Dictionary

ten count

1. When a person stands on a chicken for ten secounds then procedes to shout "Ten COUNT!"
2. A positive reply along the lines of "word"
3. Telling someone to count to ten when they are angry
4. greeting a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest

1. "TEN COUNT!"
2. "Yo dawg, you just robbed a bank without the po-po knowing...Ten Count yo!!!!
3. "Yo i know that slank cheated on you,but dont be trippin. Camn down, Ten Count G"
4. "Hey man theres a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest...TEN COUNT!!!!

by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004

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The Ten Commandments

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

***ADDITIONAL***

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

PEACE

Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!

Really where they bad?

Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight

Will do bro, will do

by Me? Who am i? Who are you? April 8, 2009

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shorty is a ten

When a sexy ass female looks extra good in dem tight jeans... and u wanna get in those jeans then you tell her "shorty is a ten" to make her have sex with you

"Jordan, shorty is A TEN!" austin says.. "i know lets fuck" says jordan

by jordan kiss myass January 9, 2008

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