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A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite kids sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any female skin in the game.
Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite kids. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."
She gave me a nice handjob, next thing you know im spilling kids on the couch.
A super awesome,but extremly hard game. it definitly goes down as a nintendo classic. Nintendo only made 2 games in the series before nintendo dropped it, and most say they should continue it so that the legend lives on.
Its about a boy named pit who has to kick some ass to save the gods from the evil medussa!
I <3 kid icarus!
its by definitly the greatest nintendo classic ever!
can I get a high five? anyone?
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An app that parents of young children download to let their kids watch Youtube. Basically, Karen thinks it’s “appropriate”, just wait until these kids get older and look back! It’s all a sign of crappy parenting.
Karen (and every other soccer mom): I don’t let MY little angels watch vulgar content. Thanks YouTube Kids!
YouTube Kids: “Elsa Having Sex With Spiderman!”
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A very dedicated group of people, who sat on the cobra's "shelf", staying up on stickam all night to watch cobra starship on the cobrahcam while they were making music. She kids participated in Taco Tuesday, and watched Ryland pwn at WOW. Shelf kids know how to hold ammusing conversations without putting up with spammers.
We the shelf kids have been sitting on this shelf for way too long ! We want to watch another jam session.
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In Britain, popularity seems to be different to in the US. Instead of wealthy or never seeming to feel pain, these low-life individuals normally have split-up families, are almost always working class and are what a lot of people call 'chavs'.
The girls dress like prostitutes, are usually thick and are total bitches to everyone but other popular kids.
The guys always act tuff and are almost always into rugby or football. The normally put on low voices and are normally chavvy themselves. The push people around in the corridor like bulldozers and are all-round general dickheads.
Hey, you see those popular kids? Complete dickheads.
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A skins-type teen who originates from Oxford. Usually from schools such as Cherwell, Magdalen, Leckford, Abingdon, Oxford High, Cokethorpe (at a push) etc. Extremely sociable, found wandering around oxford's streets after midnight in a drunken manner most weekends.
Characteristics include:
-Being able to talk about the pros and cons of shisha for 20 mins
- Having at least one moomoos/shakeaway loyalty card stuck on the wall.
- Knowing how to escape from uni parks when it gets locked at midnight
- Having the ability to tell another Oxford Kid a tree in uni parks.. and the kid knows exactly which one it is
- Knowing that turl street mews is the only place to go for cigarettes.
- HMV is the undisputed meeting place for ANYTHING.
- You find yourself on cowley or iffley road most weekends
- You know/ know of just about everyone you meet who is your age.
- You hate every single teddies student. and they hate you back.
Teddies student 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Teddies student 2: Oh my goodness yes! She's a complete oxford kid .
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