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One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.
Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."
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Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.
Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!
The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
Those cookies are the cat’s crack!
The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.
Are you hooked on crack? I only ask because your crack knee is currently poking me the thigh.
in short for crackpot theory.
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.