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That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
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Verb, The act of chewing on your partners pubic hairs while they masturbate
Oh man, I love when men Chow my Now.
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When someone takes a Shrek joke too far.
Ned: LOL! The ogrelord knows all.
Ted: Yeah, Let's make a holiday for him called Octogrefest! Then we can have a sleepover at the swamp!
Ned: Its ogre now.... It's all ogre now
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Phrase said to person of the opposite sex with the intent of "giving or receiving sex" as being the topic!!
You are looking at a hot girl (or guy) and just non chalantly say "How bout Now?" And if they say no, say "OK" and then again "So, how about Now?"
Not to be used in conjunction with "Can you hear me now?"
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All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.
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A phrase you say when you admire the nut you just had
Max: (nuts) Now that’s a good nut
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