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The end of good music as we know it. This "album" is simply a collection of overplayed, overmarketed songs that are either already shitty, or songs that are actually really good but ruined as they are redone by a group of kids that sound like 80-year-olds on Ritalin and helium while shooting up black rain. It's marketed towards soccer moms who think "Oh! If I buy this for my children, they won't have to listen to that awful rock music and Satanic death metal. They can listen to pop songs but are redone by kids for kids! And all the bad words are censored out with giggling so they won't have to hear curse words."
Since 2000, they (those who produce this rubbish) have put out a number of these albums. However, the first one by itself was too much.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear? There's a gazillionth volume of Kidz Bop being released next week."
Hannah (facepalms): "Dear Mother of God, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.."
Ben Shepherd and Matt Cameron (Soundgarden's dual response to Chuck Norris): "What the hell is Kidz Bop?"
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A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!
"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me
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A Bussy Bop is when you hear a song, and can’t help but boo your bussy. Meaning that you dance around, cause dancing’s not a crime.
Friend 1: What’s your favourite Panic! At The Disco song?
Friend 2: Probably Roaring 20s
Friend 1: That’s such a Bussy Bop!
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A series of CDs (Theres 8 of them last time checked) where they get children who most likely don't know what the fuck they're singing.
More often then not, the songs are 2+ octaves too high.
I find it interesting that the song Bolevard of Broken Dreams got on the new CD. It has the word fuck in it...
*note*: Not that I like Bolvrd, but I just think its funny they chose that.
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Fun to listen to while you're stoned and wank material for pedophiles.
Also used by the goverment to brainwash the masses to advance the hidden agenda to make America into a totalitarian regime,
I swear to God there's subliminal messages in this shit.
Instead of using Christina Aguilera to torture Guantanamo Bay prisioners, they should have used Kidz Bop.
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a really good song that was raped by poeple who dont know who the ramones are but can say the line every one knows
Hey ho lets go shoot them in the back now
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1. A merchant of black market Bop-It toys
2. A person whom one goes to for blow jobs (BJs).
My friend's little brother wants a Bop-It for Christmas and he doesn't have a lot of money, so I told him to buy one from a bop dealer.
Where's Jan goin?
Oh, he left to see his bop dealer for his weekly BJ.
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