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A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
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When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.
Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.
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When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.
Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet
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"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."
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The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.
I got a boner in class, so I just Canadian flipped it and i was good to go.
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Snitch Canadian does not have anything wit Canada to do. If you're a Snitch Canadian it means that you're a snitch that doesn't come from where you live at the moment. or in other words, it's a snitch that does not live where he was born.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.
(A guy that comes from Australia but lives in the United States that's about to snitch)
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.