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Currently plays for New Jersey Nets in the NBA. He helped the Nets hold on to a 8th spot in the Eastern Conference Playoffs(2005). While in Toronto, Vince Carter got paid big money to sit on the bench and whine about how much the Raptors organization stinks. He played poorly purposely because he was holding a childish grudge against the organization. He betrayed heart-felt Toronto fans who supported him throughout his career before he sky-rocketed to stardom. People basically hates his cockiness and his lack of professionalism.
Vince Carter is an example of an overpaid athlete
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What you would call an extremely attractive elementary teacher. Known for their sweet nature and bright smiles they unwittingly instil naughty thoughts into most they come into contact with. Just a single smile has been known to make a boys heart drop. It's advised to always wear protection when around Ms. Carters to avoid any accidental spills on the inside of your jeans as premature ejaculation is a common side-effect of the company of Ms. Carters. But all sexuality aside they are the sweetest of people, the greatest of friends, and the most passionate lovers. Any guy should consider them lucky just to get the briefest moment of attention from a Ms. Carter. Tough as nails but should still be handled with care.
My teacher this year is a total Ms. Carter! I've had a couple dirty dreams about this moment.
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A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
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To be held back by injuries.
(A person who can dominate the NBA when they want to and is healthy.)
"Yo dudes, this knee injury has totally Vince Carter'd me!"
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Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.
Vince Carter jumps higher than anyone else.
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(yes the episode character)
dean carter is the sexiest man to every face pixel earth. his face is so perfect like how. his deets just go together so well and his eyes oh my god. especially him in a suit with pompadour hair oh my. he can literally have my children. he can shoot me with his pretty gun and i would ask him to do it a thousand times more. i want an edit of him played at my funeral or don't bother throwing me one at all. if your reading this pls follow my instagram @cvrtcr yes as in. carter
someone new: who's dean carter?
whole episode community: oh that's maddys husband
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