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When a child molesting priest just goes to another church instead of getting punished
James: "My old pastor got caught for molesting some kid and went to New York"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.
I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.
A religious cult based around the fictional creature, Goomy from the "Pokemon" series of games.
The Holy Gooble Sliggo Goomy Goodra Pokemon The Church of Goomy
A soul-sucking and pointless course you are forced to take your junior year at Mount de Sales. Taught by an insane Filipino lady, it is designed to make your brain implode before the final exam. Everyone sleeps in the class and no one learns a single thing because the teacher just goes off on monologues for an hour and a half and no one can understand her accent. Then comes the final exam and you're expected to know everything that happened from Jesus' crucifixion to the Diet of Worms. Whatever the fuck that is.
Mom: So what'd you learn in church history today?
Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.
Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.
Me: So... this Church history exam....
Ellen: Fuck that shit.
someone who really wants to have sex or gets off on the idea of having sex in a church
Like an Eiffel Tower but instead you hold hands and sing kumbaya.
“Yo dude, we were church steepling this girl the other night and we matched pitches during kumbaya”
When a parent who is usually a normal person turns into a raging angry demon on Sundays. This usually occurs because they care deeply about their image and want their families to appear perfect to other churchgoers.
Damn, mom is screaming at John for forgetting to iron his shirt for church! Looks like she's gone church crazy.