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To grab the gential area of a female in an attempt to punish her for wrong doing.
My girlfriend was talking shit so I crab grabbed the bitch
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When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole
last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam
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derogatory slang used to describe a newborn birthed from a pubic lice infested vagina.
"The doctor delivered another crab nugget today."
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the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.
"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"
"no way dude!"
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An exciting prank played on a sleeping loved one. The prankster bares their ass and crawls on all fours with tummy to the ceiling (like a crab) to position their anus near the face of the dormant loved one. At this point the prankster waits until the loved one has exhaled and then lets a putrid fart escape timed to be immediately sucked into the loved ones mouth or nose as they inhale. This act does not have to be video taped, but can provide a nice parting gift should the relationship turn sour.
He was snoring again so i let him have the poison crab.
She was passed out and even a poison crab couldn't revive her!
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A sexual position for gay men. The man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). The other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his penis into the man's anus on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform fellatio on the man on the bed.
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.
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-noun
1. annoying mobs(baddies) found in video games.
2. an annoying, lazy, or ugly person.
3. any decapod crustacean that agitates you.
The term more commonly used as "crab," can be applied to a variety of situations.
During a video game:
-Slay that crab.
-God! fuckin' crabs.
IRL situation:
-A phone rings...call is ignored
person a: who was that?
person b: some crab.
-"Dude did you see those crabs in the car ahead of us?"
At the beach:
-"fuckin crab nigger tryed to pinch my ass."
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