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when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger
"I just pumped out a wet donkey"
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The key to a "flying donkey" is an audience, much like the Bullwinkle.
The Flying Donkey is performed like this:
The male kneels on the surface of intercourse so he's sitting on his heels. In this position he is fully inserted in to the female who is on her back with her buttocks on the male's thighs. At the moment of climax, the male makes flapping motions with his arms and produces a sound like a donkey trying to overcome gravity.
... and then I got her in my lap, threw my arms out, and did my best flying donkey!!
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when you tie someone to the floor, then poop on their chest and head
jane did a harley donkey to david and it was smelly!
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a very large penis or cock
Holy shit look at rynes donkey penis
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A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.
A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.
Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.
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A amberjack that swims around reefs or sunken boats off the coast of the Outer Banks.
The Jackass of the sea.
The hardest fighting fish this side of Oregon Inlet.
Someone who really pisses you off at work.
A hard headed son of a bitch.
Dude, your a fuckin reef donkey, i hope you catch herpies.
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An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
Why don't you check your donkey door?
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