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A place where noobs come to leech while the mods and admins fight them off
*Random Nub enters Maple Custom Team Forums*
Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C#ST0MZ?
Member: Go away
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A internet forum were a bunch of losers get together to talk half-demented bull shit to one another. However, in it's inception it was altogether differently. Members were polite and civil to each other. It has now turned into a sausage fest, thanks to half-witted users like "Weeg" and "Twin." Notable and, now, Nothing Toxic legends, include: MP, Buzzo, NT-Fan and the mentally deranged/handicapped, Powder (aka I LOVE PHAT TITTIES!!!! ).
NT nothing toxic forum Nothing Toxic.com
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Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.
I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word
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The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
A girl posting on a forum with no real knowledge of the site content and is only there to pick up members.
Look Jackie is back posting her usual forum fluff she wants David so bad.