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giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016


smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023


this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid

officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebrasstripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"

by Aqxer June 24, 2021


Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 21, 2022


suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.

Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout

by jayslefttit February 12, 2018


The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021


Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties

I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party

by Reaper_boooiiii June 11, 2021