The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.
Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!
Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.
I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!
A short distance--either literal or figurative.
1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!
2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.
3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
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Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
Scottish word for very stupid person.
Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!
Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.
Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!