The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.
Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!
Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.
Do not get hog stains on my wall.
One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.
That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.
Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"
Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.
I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!
A short distance--either literal or figurative.
1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!
2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.
3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
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Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.
Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!