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Genius, simply pure genius.. a man who didn't deserve the media's corruption and a man who will go down in history as The King Of Pop.
"Hey Barbara, remember Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah.. he was damn amazing.. i'll tell you that!"
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The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.
"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."
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When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
I'm going for a Jackson Pollock
Jackson is one of the hottest characters in Teen Wolf and you can't change my mind
X:Jackson Whittemore was the rudest character in teen wolf
Me:stfu
The King of Pop. His album Thriller, released back in 1982, is the best selling album of all time, selling over 104 million copies world wide. He is also the King of Dance.
Michael Jackson holds the record for best selling album of all time.
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To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.
Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.
Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.
Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?
Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.
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1) The only reason I sat through Twilight and New Moon.
2)The man who is single-handedly hotter than the rest of the male cast of Twilight and New Moon.
3) Kick-ass musician in the band 100 Monkeys.
4) All round sexy mo-fo.
GIRL 1: OMFG Jackson Rathbone!!
GIRL 2: Who the fuck is that?
GIRL 1: DUDE! Sexiest man alive!!
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