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2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.
Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?
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The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
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A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.
Look, that dude is driving a mario hat.
Mario is wearing a dodge magnum.
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1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.
2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.
3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH
Stop being such a Salty Mario man.
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A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation
Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
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How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.
Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."
A professor at Berea College. Also called Dr. Mario.
Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.