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Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis
Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob
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1) A red, fish-shaped candy
2) A female fuck-friend
("Swedish Fish. A friend you can eat!")
1) *looks at friend* Nej. *looks at candy* Ja.
2) "Yo, bro, how are things between you and your swedish fish?"
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Swedish girls are well known for their slag culture and the need to be constantly with a number of men and to carry out sexual activities such as blowjobs, hand jobs, 69ing, Bocating (licking another womans pussy for the mans pleasure). A swedish woman reaches her sexaul prime at the age of 13 as she would have been taught by her older siblings to start sexaul activites at a very young age. The swedish girls are known for being a 'good fuck' as they are up for EVERYTHING yea i mean EVERYTHING
Swedish girls are easy.... too easy
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When somebody french kisses somebody else in the ass.
I just gave Susanne a swedish kiss and it tasted great said Dempa.
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the act of defacating on your partners chest and then writing your name in it with you tongue.
Joe: man! i had a kick ass swedish stacker last night!
Mate: dude that shit is nasty..
Joe: she took it all...it was hot.
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When the man is to the point to climax and inserts his entire fist into the woman's anus and then flattens his palm to widen it out in order to ejaculate into it.
I gave her a mean Swedish Swashbuckler last night.
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A sexual position when you are both somewhere public and you can't take your clothes off, so the girl slides her pants and panties down slightly, enough to fit your cock and balls into and slide inside her.
We were making out in the laundry room and I un zipped her pants and gave her the swedish mailbox
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