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French slang describing a girl's pubic hair, shaved entirely except for a small area which is around the same size a metro ticket.
Ooh la la, avez-vous le voir? She's got a hot ticket de metro!
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a Spectacular sexual partner.
Derived from the old payment system at Disneyland where the e-ticket rids were the fastest, most expensive and most fun.
"you are really dating Tom again tonight?"
"Yeah, Tom is one E Ticket Ride. Absolutely worth the price of admission."
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usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission
"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."
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A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.
Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"
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A knife or a gun, or any weapon.
Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.
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Oxycontin pills, a good one to use over the phone or in public.
Hey Kyle, I need some tickets to Orange County.
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The sweet pink flower of a girl who you have been chasing, also a name for the cunt of such girls in general or the whole girl.
"Stop the car at the next pub theres gotta be a bit of pink ticket around, its a sunday!"
"My balls are aching for it feels like im carrying watermellons back from asda, i really want some pink ticket tonight"
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