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A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly
Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection
this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he
Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.
Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.
A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status
Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?
Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt