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The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 8, 2020


Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.

1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.

by Soggy sack November 11, 2017


Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended

"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"

by Predominate June 8, 2015


Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.

My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.

by Jwoz March 26, 2020


The Bat Signal

A sex move move where the male ejaculates on the lamp shade of his sexual partner, with or without their knowledge. Henceforth, every time they turn on the lamp, the 'bat signal' will be projected on to a wall or ceiling.

I did The Bat Signal at this girls house last night. Because I'm the hero she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So she can hunt me whenever she turns on a lamp. Because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. The dark knight.

by M T Hammer June 9, 2018


Bat Meep

A super hero with unknown origin, he is lil Meep in the day and at night he becomes Bat Meep to fight the evil villains in the streets of Montreal. He has a mysterious Bat-cave with his boy Hassan. Bat Meep has $latt Stars one of his primary weapons that can help him to fend off the enemies to protect his $latters, he uses his grooming skills to lure his enemies to either dox them or use them. Last but not least he has a powerful my little pony weapon skin Glock to finish off his enemies. His worse enemies are "Purple Lips", "Seraphina" and any none $latt Gang members.

"You see... Bat Meep it's not about the money, it's the message"

-Purple Lips

by YamYumSoup March 7, 2021


bat food

Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town

He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food

by Madrid69 August 11, 2018