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The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.
"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."
The opposite of a rice burner, but referring to an American car instead. A corn burner is defined as domestic car (or truck) that has been given unnecessary cosmetic "mods" to "enhance" performance. Examples of this may include: 1) lift kits that still have stock tires 2) fake hood scoops 3) decorative side vents 4) aftermarket cop horns 5) plastic bed extenders.
Jack: what the hell is up with that Ford F-150 over there? Why does it have a useless hood scoop if it doesn't have an intercooler?
Ryan: That would be what we would call a corn burner.
A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.
Bob: Who is that?
Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.
1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner
6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!
A child stroller that costs under $30, that is usually foldable like an umbrella. This type of stroller can be left behind in public places by the owner and subject to being damaged, lost or stolen without guilt.
Parent 1: Should we bring the stroller on the plane to visit your parents?
Parent 2: No honey, bring the burner stroller so our $500 Greco doesn't get damaged or jacked when we check the stroller.
When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.
"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"
A somewhat derogatory term used to describe Ducati motorcycles, and all other motorcycles produced in Italy. It is a term based off of "Rice Burners", or what Japanese bikes were referred to as in the 1980's by riders of American motorcycles, particularly Harley Davidson bikes.
I was thinking about buying a pasta burner, but I can't afford the $3000 set of matching leathers.