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an intertwined set of problems
A virus like that can really open up a can of worms.
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1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
1. Oh man, those BBQ pringles hit the spot!
2. I heard Shaq's thing is the size of a pringle can.
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Can-Coon (can`cun) n., 1. A person of African American decsent who scavenges scrap metal for financial gain. 2. Black person/ urban democrat that collects discarded aluminum cans.
I put my scrap metal in the recycle bin and the can-coons came and took it.
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Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.
Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
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Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.
Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!
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A slippery rubber vagina stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P
Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"
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A bitch with a pussy so wide it feels the same as if you were to fuck a Pringle’s Can
Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
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