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A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.
John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.
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A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
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The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.
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noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.
She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.
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A desirable event that has taken place and afterwords feels ephemeral; A pleasant period of time that seems unreal; based off of a song by "The Cure"
"I worry that the week I spent with you was a total mint car and means nothing anymore" "Last night was fucking awesome! It feels like a total mint car"
The process of downloading need for speed: payback and you buy the shitty old ford from the race shop and finding the McDonalds wrap on visual customization and then racing your friends in cops and robbers.
I have the fucking mcdonalds car. Race Me in cops and robbers.