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Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022


fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 February 20, 2018


How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023


stinky bitch fix

When you give a girl a mint before oral sex.

"Had to give Debbie that stinky bitch fix, couldn't stand the stench.."

by yeetsimulator August 18, 2020


hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014


Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018


Fixings

All the meats available at one location.

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”

by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021