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The action of “blinking” without actually blinking. Your eyelids flicker which makes your brain think you’ve blinked so that your eyes don’t dry out.
Gabby did you know that we ghost blink without realizing it?
After inhaling smoke, holding it for an extended period of time, so when you exhale only a little amount or no visible smoke comes out of your mouth/lungs.
Useful for smoking weed when you don't want other people to be able to smell it.
You smoke weed in your dorm room?
Yeah, but I just use a one hitter and ghost hit it and still blow it out the window with the fan facing outward and popping popcorn.
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To disappear from social functions, and media without notifying others. Going ghost is typically considered to be an odd way act.
Example
Girl#1: Have you seen Jaden?
Girl#2: No he kept saying he was going to Go Ghost ......
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An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department.
Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.
Employee: I was looking for Michael. Have you seen him?
Assistant: I think he's in his office but I'm not sure since he always has the door closed. Let me check.
Assistant: No, he's not in there. He might be in a meeting.
Employee: He's like the office ghost. I can never find him when I need to talk with him. What does he do all day?
Assistant: Honestly I have no idea. You tell me when you figure it out and we'll both know.
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A once frequently updated, searched, and visited online journal, now left abandoned by it's creator.
In a web search for a cure for toe-jam, Sally stumbled upon an ancient ghost-blog all about feet.
1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
A method of flatulence characterized not only by its silent, venomous nature, but also by the fartee's stationary position.
That dude next to you just blasted a hot ghost! You just got hot ghosted! The taqueria became a haunted house after all of our hot ghosts.