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A Tampon soaked in Vodka and placed in anul cavity to prevent failing a breathalyzer while driving intoxicated
Glad I used the Folsom Glove Box to avoid another DWI
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When a guy is fisting a girl and jerking off with the same hand simultaneously.
So I was giving my girlfriend the Detroit Golden Glove the other night and my watch wrapped around my balls.
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A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.
Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.
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A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.
I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.
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You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.
I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead
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to check for cleaness, dust, dirt
your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.
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A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.
"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"