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sock goblins

The sock goblins are the archenemies of the sock gnomes. Their role is to sneak into your house at night and replace all the socks the the sock gnomes have stolen. It has been noted that this never really equates to a full pair of socks. See sock gnomes for more information. This phenomenon also applies to any missing object that one cannot find for days that suddenly turns up.

Aah... i'd been looking for this sock for weeks, the sock goblins must have brought it back... I wonder where the other sock is?

by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004

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goblin gooch

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.

I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.

by goochmonkey June 30, 2006

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flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

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Rice Goblin

A Racist Term For An Asian Person/Mixed Asian Person

"Jaiden is such a fucking Rice Goblin"

by jim81jim May 15, 2017

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rape goblin

small goblin like person who is obsessed with raping people. the term rape goblin comes from the mythical creature the rape goblin that was said to rape entire villages back in frankensteins time.

'did you hear about that person who got raped by thar midget?'

'i believe the correct term is rape goblin'

by ihavahat March 27, 2010

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Horn Goblin

A person or persons who enjoy sucking on ones penis (the horn). They can be identified by their rabid desire for sucking cock

Travis was a horn goblin. He loved the dong and everything that came with it!

by Carlotn Banks July 4, 2011

50๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


knobb goblin

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.

i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again

by roggy February 16, 2007

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