A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre
My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?
hat shop
noun
1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.
"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.
*boy wears a green hat*
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
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to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife
MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)
A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person
i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .