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anagram of the word mother in law
Man 1:My woman hitler is being a bitch today
Man 2:Who?
Man 1:Mother in Law = PMS
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When one sticks their finger up another's asshole and smears the product onto the upper lip of that person; thus resulting in a "hitler" type mustache that smells like shit (because it is shit)
While he was sleeping, we gave him a Stinky-Hitler.
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Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.
So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:
a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.
Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.
Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".
If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?
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When rimming a guy and he leaves a brown shit spot under your nose.
I looked in the mirror after eating John's ass and noticed he had given me a Brown Hitler.
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When one licks the space between the nose and lips when making out
"Did you make out with her?"
"Yeah! I even gave her a wet Hitler!"
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Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".
She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler
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