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A day in the life of a car salesman. In which the number of days the salesmen has eaten hot dogs grilled for customers walking onto the lot. It is always followed by a number marking the length of time.
Well how far along are you?
Well Steve this is Hot Dog Day #6. I've been working 12 hours a day and the only thing to eat is these. Its free, so why not
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A girl or guy will ether step in shit or wipe her feet with shit and give a guy a foot job.
My ex just gave me a Texas hot dog.
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When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
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ejaculate from the penis. AKA cum, jizz, skeet, etc.
stefanie loves when kris gives her the daily dose of hot dog flavered water. SKEET SKEET!!
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Two hot dogs are never enough, yet three hot dogs are always too many.
Campbell thumbed his nose at Buckley's Hot Dog Law when he reached for his third hot dog. He would soon regret this decision.
A female who sets her Instagram business title as “Hot Dog Stand” when she’s single & open for business
Wow! Did you see Natalie set her Instagram bio to “Hot Dog Stand”? Time to slide in the DM’s
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When you tuck it back and let one rip.
I was pretending to be buffalo bill from silence of the lambs and let somea hot dog farts go.
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