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A place where male on male fornication takes place, usually with 16 or more parties involved. 15 of the parties mess with the 16th member of the group. It isn't no fun...
15 guys raped my brother in the Clark county jail... messed with him... I said: George, how'd that make you feel?? He said: Jim, it wasn't no fun
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This is a very tactical NFL Play Commonly used when in need of scoring. The Quarterback attempts to break free of the rule of no running. This can be achieved in a number of ways. One he can walk slowly as to avoid suspicion. Also he can pass the ball. Passing the ball is generally favored but the quarterback needs to score at all costs no matter what. This is what makes the Jail break Blitz so unique. Once the Quarterback has scored celebration will emit from the team. This strategy must only be used in certain situations such as scoring or making ground.
Roland: Barry used the Jail Break Blitz and scored a try!
Steve: Holy smokes he attempted it? Was he trying to score some points? or is he just a crazy person
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4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.
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Jail that you are sent to while being very high at the zoo. Punishments are based on how bad your crime is. For instance, the most merciful of all punishments is being sent to the meerkat exhibit which is where many friends are made, the second to worst of all punishments is being sent to the tapir habitat which is where you will be sniffed by the tapirs elephant like nose and you will be forced to ride upon its back while it runs rapidly through its habitat. The worst of all punishments is to be exiled to the naked mole rat habitat. The zoo torture crew will stuff you into the dark caverns of these naked organisms that resemble penises. To make things even worse Ron Stoppable of the hit show "Kim Possible" will come by and make you eat beuno nacho off of his hairy back. SCARY
Tami: "Hey brenda! Tell me about zoo jail!"
Brenda: "such things should never be spoken of Tami."
Tami: "oh I am sorry brenda I did not realize that you were sent to the naked mole rats that day...."
Brenda: "yes. I was THAT high"
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A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.
*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.
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Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.
Sally: "I have to shit."
Molly: "There's no toilet around."
Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"
Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
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When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius
“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”
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