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What you tell your pothead friends when you don't feel like smoking anymore. Works every time.
Mike: Yo man lets go cop more bud.
Chris: Nah, man I'm about to be out I got a job interview in the morning.
Mike: Oh shit, I didn't know, good luck.
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Secret-agent work in which someone is murdered. Also 'wet work' or 'wet operation'. Term was invented by KGB and is a translation of the Russian mokroe delo.
Terminating the leader of the opposition with extreme prejudice was a wet job for which Agent Morcomb was admirably suited.
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The act of ejaculating your seminal fluids onto a female's face, spreading it all over with the head of your erect penis, and then allowing it to dry evenly and smoothly.
Kid 1: "Dude, I finished a great concrete job last night!"
Kid 2: "In your basement?"
Kid 1: "No, on your Mother's face."
Kid 2: "You bastard."
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job!
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A job that is a dead end position with no potential for advancement, usually a teen job.
"Oh, I need to leave this Mc Job"
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When a girl is performing fellatio and involuntarily vomits on the male penis.
After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.
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The term "job doe" is used to represent operating at one's maximal capacity. It can be used with respect to an individual or group. This term is versatile and can be used in many contexts. When someone says that they are "on their job doe", it means that they are firing on all cylinders. One can also use the response "job doe" to give a signal of approval.
It is imperative that you surround yourself with people who are on their job doe. Be wary, as people can talk a big game and pretend to be on their job doe. Remember that actions always speak louder than words. Drug users, frequent consumers of alcoholic beverages, and chronic Negative Nancies are not on their job doe. Avoid these types like the plague.
Bryan K: "The hurdlers just finished up their workout. Boy, they were on their job doe!"
Brendo: "Job doe!!! That's what it's about. One step closer to our goals!"
Miguel Schimmz: "Everybody into the weight room! We've gotta ride this positive energy and stay on our job doe!"
Syzzle: "Here comes da boom! We are the new face of WNY track and field!"
Field General: "You said it! Job doe!"
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