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Kind of mango some of the pepole call it idodildo
I want ido mango
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apple mango soda; someone with the initials A.M. with the "soda" added on to camoflauge the true meaning.
variation: hawaiian apple mango.
hawaiian apple mango lives on!
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When a male/female has really orange and bright nipples, but gives a good taste.
Her Mango Tits are so bright, but they taste so good,I cant blame her!
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Code word for any Club or Bar that a group of married guys go to to escape their nagging wives.
Man 1: "Hay, my wive is fucking annoying me right now with the yard; I told her I'd do it this weekend!"
Man 2: "Well, you want to hit the Blue Mango? The guy down the street from me is going to see his other wife there tonight. We can meet up with him."
Man 1: "Fuck, that sounds great; I need the shake a pair of peaches."
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That new game that your grandpa hears about.
(Pokemon Go!)
"These kids are playing this new game on their palm pilots. They call it Pokey Mango. Back in my day, we ate mangoes. Someone would deliver mangoes like the milkman and you gave him a 2-cent tip. I'm still waiting for the damn milkman to show up!
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The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"
"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"
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