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This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.
My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose
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Long light brown poo that comes out very quickly and easily.
After that buffet I am going to need to fire off a moose missile.
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A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.
That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.
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a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."
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A small city by the #1 highway in the province of Saskatchewan. Although the population is small, the city of Moose Jaw has many local attractions including the beautiful murals painted on the walls of buildings, historical city buildings, and tours. The city is also nick named "the friendly city" because of the kind residents living there and the great community. The people will gladly help you if you ever get lost.
Friend1: Hey where'd you go for your summer vacation?
Friend2: I went to Moose Jaw.
Friend1: How was it?
Friend2: I had good time down t here, it's a great place to visit!
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When you have sex with a fat chick
Oh man you totally blast a moose last night
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