Ambient Mexican Noise

The sounds you hear in any online game by a Latino boy with a mic. This includes Vaccuming, dogs barking, Parents yelling, babies crying, Spanish soap Opera, Mexican music.

George: Let’s leave this game, there’s some kid with ambient Mexican noise.
Fred: yeah I can’t even concentrate let’s leave.

spooky sex noises

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP

The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

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noise-to-signal ratio

The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.

From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".

"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"

"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)

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Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.

Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-

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Fuck all THAT noise

(Phrase) A profane way to say "I differ with your idea or plan." Or "That particular suggestion is not to my liking or preference." When using this phrase you are excluding yourself as a participant from whatever it is that is about to go down.

LaQueafa: ....yeah so Devonne had axed me do I wanna let his baby momma sista cousin Tracey use my car.
Leroy: And what did you say?
LaQueafa: I was like,"Fuck all THAT noise...you betta axe somebody!



Joe: So babe, when you gonna let me in through the backdoor??

Rhonda: Fuck all THAT noise!!!!

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Kill That Brown Noise

Stop that shit talking. When someone is talking trash, you reply with “Kill that brown noise” to end the trash talking

Person 1: Your girlfriend look like my mom
Person 2: Yo, you better kill that brown noise, homie

Pink noise

The PC version for the audible side effect when screwing a female. Originally called quaif or quaiffe(Fr)

This is too obvious (unless you are a virgin)

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